I test Christopher Hitchens’ idea that the four most overrated things in life are Champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics.
I try all the peanut butter I can buy
I’m a bad, bad man at the Gefiltefest
Kitchen ambition in Alfred Hitchcock’s last good film
Squeamishness is the enemy of trying anything new
We must protest at being expected to sit where they tell us to sit
I attempt to climb Mount Reuben but only get to base camp 2. A Reuben is a sandwich